Dick in a Box
Guitar Pro Tab | v5.10
| Posted on Feb. 20, 2012, 6:37 p.m.
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Guitar Pro Tab Summary
Album
Incredibad
Song Author
Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone
File Size
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Lyrics
[Hey girl, I got something real important to give you
So just sit down, and listen.]
Girl you know we been to-ge-ther,
such a long, long, ti-i-me (such a long time).
And now I'm rea-dy
to lay it on th-e li-ine
Wow, you know it's Chris-tmas,
and my heart is o-pen wide.
Gon-na give you some-thing
So you know what's on m-y m-i-nd.
A gift real spe-cial,
so take off the t-o-p.
Take a look in-side,
it's my dick in a box.
Not gon-na get you a dia-mond ring,
That sort of gift don't mean a-n-y thi-ng.
Not gon-na get you a fan-cy ca-r.
Girl you go-tta know you're my shi-ning star.
Not gon-na get you a house in the hills.
A girl like you needs so-me-thing re-al.
Wan-na get you some-thing from the he-art.
It's my dick in a box.
My dick in a box b-a-b-e.
It's my dick in a box. O-o-oh
My dick in a box, girl.
See I'm wise e-nough to know when a gift needs gi-vin'. (yeah)
And I got ju-st the o-ne.
Some-thin' to show you that you are se-cond to no-ne. (yeah, yeah, yeah.)
To all the fe-llas out there,
with la-dies to im-press.
It's ea-sy to do,
just fo-llow these steps.
One, cut a hole in a box.
Two, put your junk in that b-o--x.
Three, make her o-pen the box.
And that's the way you do it.
It's my dick in a box.
My dick in a box b-a-b-e.
It's my dick in a box. O-o-oh
My dick in a box, girl.
Christ-mas, dick in a box.
Ha-nu-kkah, dick in a b-o--x.
Kwan-zaa, a dick in a box,
Ev-ry sin-gle ho-li-day a dick in a b-o-x.
O-ver at your pa-rent's house a dick in a box.
[Mid-day at the groc-ery store a dick in a box.]
Back-stage at the C-M-A's a dick in a b-o-x.
Yeah wow wow wow, wow, wow.
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box.
Notice
- The notes that should be in Track 1, Bar 48 are
located on Track 2, Bar 48. The reason for this is
because of instability when notes are present on Track
1, Bar 48.
- The last note (D) is muted beause of a software
glitch.