Bald

by The Darkness

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Lyrics

It would ap-pear that male pat-tern bald-ness has set in his hair at an a-lar-ming pace run-ning a-way from his face he's lo-sing his vi-ri-li-ty a-a-and now his mas-cu-li-ni-ty has been com-pro-mised and his li-bi-do down--sized - Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh not for me, not for me, hea-ven forb-id - it's not for me you un- der-stand Bald, slap hea-ded and hair-less bald he is de-stined to be bald, well to-night thank God it's him in-stead of me. From what I have been re-ad-ing his scalp needs knea-ding to stim-u-late each fol-li-cle a-and re-verse this di-a-bo-li-cal con-di-tion that's af-flic-ted he for years and has cru-el-ly re-pulsed each po-ten-tial mate and left him with a bal-ding pate Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh not for me, not for me, hea-ven forb-id - it's not for me you un- der-stand Bald, slap hea-ded and hair-less bald he is de-stined to be bald, well to-night thank God it's him in-stead of me. Sock it to me ba-by, yeah! Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh not for me, not for me, hea-ven forb-id - it's not for me you un- der-stand Not for me not for me not for me uh-uh not for me, not for me, hea-ven forb-id - it's not for me you un- der-sta-a-a-and Bald, slap hea-ded and hair-less bald he is de-stined to be bald, well to-night thank God it's him in-stead of me. Tha-ank God! Bald, slap hea-ded and hair-less bald he is de-stined to be bald, well to-night thank God it's him in-stead of me. How?

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Tabbed by Boz0r

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