City Hall

by Tenacious D

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Guitar Pro Tab Summary

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Lyrics

Two Kings Section: And then after the smoke has cleared and the rubble has been swept away me and KG wil peek out our heads We've been watching the riots on a monitor 20 floors below sea level From a bunker . . . We did it rage kage, we beat the bastards of city hall! hahahahaha But now what will we do? we must re-build But who will lead us in the re-building process? Man, its got to be someone with the know how and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land No not me and KG, we don't have the cognative capacity to lead! Alright, we'll do it! We'll lead as two kings! We'll lead as two kings! Legalisation: The first decree, is to legalise marajuana The tyranny and the bullshit has gone on too long! You old fucking shrivs, who blocked its legalisation! You're banished from the land! No More Pollution: The second decree, no more pollution no more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage from now on we'll travel in tubes! Get the scientists working on the tube technology No More Rich People and Poor People: Third decree, no more rich people, and poor people From now on we will all be the same Errm I dunno, i gotta think about that! Ahh Ahhgh Arggh! Waho hey, wahoo hay hahaha ho! Potato Famine: Oh my God, dude the red phone is flashing (KG: Oh yeah) let me scoop that up "Hello, two kings! (KG: Who is it?) NO! NO FUCKING WAY!" Rage theres a potato famine in Idaho! You gotta go down there! Dude I gotta stay here! (KG: Why do I have to go? Oh god ok!) Awesome! Is he gone? Leader Formally Known as King: Alright, emergancy meeting of parliament alright, parliament, i know this is fucked up, but rage can't be king anymore Dudes! He's incroaching on my decrees! Seriously, lets make him a duke, kick ass duke Or leader formally known as king but, uh oh! He's coming back! I Poisoned Your Wine: (KG: Err dude) Rage! (KG: I went all over Idaho, plenty of potatoes) Yeah (KG: Plenty of potatoes, everywhere) No famine?!?!?! (KG: No, theres no famine no) Dude (KG: I dunno what going on with err . . . ) A toast (KG: A toast?) Long live the D (KG: Alright, long live the D) Long live me! I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine! (KG: What?) For the good of the land! (KG: But I poisoned yours, aswell) (Both) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Shitty Shitty Shitty Shitty Shitty City! Hahahahahahhahahahah

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Notice

For lyrics to verses, see lyrics section For singing lyrics, see Jack Black Vocal line "Scary Pete" changed a few minor details in the song to lead it to be 100% correct. In the furture, I will also be typing out a text version of this .gp5 so those without it can learn it the correct way also.

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